All right. Here's the problem, America.
WHY DO YOU KEEP BUYING FERGIE'S MUSIC????
Let's take a look at how successful she has been on the U.S. singles chart...
"London Bridge" - #1
"Fergalicious" - #2
"Glamorous" -#1
NOTICING A TREND HERE? Her singles are doing very well in this godforsaken country. WHY? Everyone knows she's complete horse shit. Why encourage her? Because now she's got a new song called "Big Girls Don't Cry" and I swear to God if this becomes another "smash hit" I will find every person who downloaded/bought/requested this song and I will punch you in the womb. I don't care if you're a male and don't have a womb, I'll punch you so hard it'll make you wish you had a womb for me to punch.
If that made any sense...
Carry on.
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1 comment:
hey.
i like fergie.
definitely not #1 material, but then again everything thats being produced these days is complete horseshit. so there.
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